“Thank you religion, for making me feel like a good person…not because I did any good, but just because I belong to your religion…”
“Please forgive those horrible sinners…not that I know they do any evil, but just because you told me that they are horrible sinners…”
“Help me keep far away from all those that do not belong to the same religion…lest I discover that I am not really, good, and they are not really, horrible…”
“In jiggery pokery I pray…Hey Presto!”
Reblogged from ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
